How to make this useless scrap usable question

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 forHello

 

My iphone just died and this is my only alternative

How do i make the phone usable

There are 7 points that make this a completely useless device for me

1 the keyboard does not work with scandinavian layout so the ae oo aa letters are in swedish öä but i am norwegian so i need my norwegian letters not swedish

And aa is missing entirely.

I just found the comma and dot, great. But there is still no question mark or exclamation mark.

2. There is no working web browser. Chrome reloads the page 24 slash 7 when you hold the phone. It is not possible to hold the phone vertically without accidentally touching the fingerprint sensor which triggers the problem.

3. The screen has input delay. How do you reduce this question mark. I am getting nausea.

4. How do you disable the camera shutter button. I keep accidentally pressing it and to get away from it you have to do an unintuituve gesture every time.

5. The fingerprint sensor is only able to open my phone 1 of 100 times

6. How do you equalize the speakers so that i can actually hear anything

7. How do you make it so that the touch keyboard shows up when holding the phone horizontally without having to go through a bunch of menus every time. Typing the letter å for example, can take 30 plus seconds every time