Dear F(x)tec,
Heartfelt thanks for the ongoing suspense—months of suspense, really. I've devised a brilliant new strategy. If, by some miracle, the Pro1-X ever graces my doorstep, I plan to elevate it to a masterpiece on my wall. Not as a smartphone, but as a poignant reminder that no matter how many blunders I make, they'll never quite measure up to the Pro1-X saga.
Jokes aside, I have full confidence that you'll pull through and deliver. Here's to hoping the Pro1-X becomes a legendary tale of resilience.